In my last-ditch efforts to rebel against my parents, I try not to watch television shows that my mom watches. I have already failed at this in watching various Food Network shows (mainly to make sexual comments about Tyler Florence and a turkey baster).

I tried to resist "House."
"I'm sick of these medical ethic-questioning shows!" I claimed.



I came across the last half of it a week ago to discover that they just incorporated a love interest for Dr. House, who is normally an asshole incapable of human feelings. The estrogen surging through my body got the best of me as I tuned in this week to see how it would unravel. Probably because Dr. House as a character is such a jerk and I wanted to see him get all ooey-gooey.

I haven't wanted two TV characters to get together so badly since Sharon, Lois, and Bram.



Do you guys remember Sharon, Lois, and Bram? The Elephant Show? Skiddamarinkydink?
I always wanted Lois and Bram to get married. I was only what - four? five? - and I rooted for them to get together. Three's a crowd, Sharon. Lois and Bram are meant to BE.

Man, this is a journal entry that should have never started.